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At the dawn of man He arose. The ancestors of the bygone days have said many words of Him. The slaves of Greek grape farmers said His voice resembled an explosion whose eruption looked like Poseidon doing bench presses but in the final rep was attacked by a Bearilla, Gorilla Bear hybrid, whose eyes possessed abs of steel and skin composed of solid string symphonies to which Poseidon countered with an invitation to feast on White Rhinoceros for which the Bearilla accepted and they partook in dap of which its very occurrence birthed a super nova that resembled Him whose voice's explosion resembled Poseidon doing bench presses but in the final rep was attacked by...

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via klaskysucks)

— 5 hours ago with 476670 notes
#amazing 
customlaptops asked: DO YOUR BEST TO EXPLAIN YOUR ENTIRE KNOWLEDGE OF NEUROSCIENCE IN A FEW SHORT PARAGRAPHS


Answer:

sixpenceee:

flight815kitsune:

sixpenceee:

ahhhh psych stuff

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The first time I was exposed to this, I totally lost it

I want a homunculus plushie.

— 5 hours ago with 1127 notes
#all you need to know is Freud and this  #psychology  #neurology  #neuroscience  #everything you do is sex 
customlaptops asked: DO YOUR BEST TO EXPLAIN YOUR ENTIRE KNOWLEDGE OF NEUROSCIENCE IN A FEW SHORT PARAGRAPHS


Answer:

sixpenceee:

— 6 hours ago with 1127 notes
#homunculus  #thats it  #thats neuroscience  #neuroscience  #neurology 

titytwochainz:

white people cry reverse racism about comic book characters being colored black but they finna make an entire movie about egyptians starring all white people. 

i’m petitioning for a george washington biopic starring samuel l jackson.

(via reverseracism)

— 6 hours ago with 2550 notes
#yes 
jetgreguar:

i drew this in 2009 and its the stupidest shit ever

its the greatest shit ever

jetgreguar:

i drew this in 2009 and its the stupidest shit ever

its the greatest shit ever
— 7 hours ago with 157 notes
#dead 

artemispanthar:

My phone will now automatically capitalize Pearl but not Amethyst or Garnet (yet) and I have chosen to believe this is because Pearl would be the one who would care about proper writing and grammar and whatnot the most

I like your phone
— 7 hours ago with 16 notes
#pearl  #pearl pearlniverse  #pearl pearl and pearl and pearl  #steven universe  #oh no pearl is no longer a word  #like it has arl in it why thats so weird  #why is it pronounced the way it is  #are we even spelling it right 

My project is barely in its infancy. Like its still a sperm. I barely have a character sheet but a head full of ideas that I want to organize and tell someone about but since its not organized i dont know how I can tell someone. But I feel like I at least want someone to care about it or just care about what I think because then I might be more motivated to work on it more. I need to at least get in the habit of writing things down because for some reason I never write ideas down I just catalog them in a vault in my head and go back to it when needed but im pretty damn sure I need to write this stuff down. I guarantee this project will be beautiful and will grow as I grow.

— 7 hours ago with 1 note
#unorganized thought